if you missed them all like the fuckfaces you all are here are links.
read them or continue emailing your friends and asking for facials
http://twoisms.tumblr.com/post/1591441131/i-cant-deal-with-my-wife
http://twoisms.tumblr.com/post/1591582334/a-jewish-man-comes-home-to-relax-after-a-long-day-of
http://twoisms.tumblr.com/post/1591179814/aca