Look to the person next to you..now look to your right.. these people they are your enemies. everyone is your enemy here in business. you are the only hunter in the forest, and you have to hunt down your enemies. confucious once said “a good business is one where everyone lies and stuff” and he was right. thats why he made 1 million dollars…wisdom dollars. but your wisdom dollars wont get you anywhere in this business, of liars, where everything is a poker game
Check out tv. count all the millionaires on there.. theres a lot, huh. wrong. there are no millionaires in your tv. that’s just a digital picture, transmitted via satellite, to your tv. There’s no one in there. rule number three of business: your tv is just a digital picture and there aren’t real people inside it
Here’s a small exercise you can do that will get you in the game mode for taking control of your business. i want you to picture yourself in a forest. now leave the forest, and find a company to get a job at. that’s how business works. you gotta leave the forest that i made up if you wanna get ahead of the sharks
Books. very important thing, books, in business.
here’s the thing about books and business, wise man once said to me: books have a lot of meaning, but they take too long, so you should record yourself reading the book and then listen to it while doing other stuff, like the mail or whatever, while doing the mail you can listen to the book instead of just sitting around and reading it. sadly there is no business that does this for us. this is why people like you and me gotta get out there and make things happen! haha alright now.
pop quiz what’s the cardinal rule of business.
trick question, a cardinal is a bird. birds are almost the complete opposite of business.. this is the kind of shit they don’t teach you in grad school cause they don’t want you taking all the cash
here’s a little example of a swift winning stroke of business.
“sir what is your name. paul? what is your favorite food paul? how about stromboli? do you like that too?”
We just did business. Me and paul just had what’s called a “transaction” in the world of biz. i “sold” him stromboli being his favorite food instead of burgers
Who was one of the great business men? how bout abe lincoln? yeah, im hearing some “What…” Well let me hip you to something here: old “honest abe” had to have gotten that famous hat from somewhere. thats business. or i guess he could’ve made it himself.
jesus that actually makes a lot of sense.. what the fuck was i thinking. i’m a fucking retard. this seminar was a mistake. i’m moving back home